Cute Poodles, Sweet Old Ladies and Hugs: Veterinary Tales

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thirty8street Publishing #ad - Miller gives a glimpse of how strong and emotional the human-animal bond can be, becoming an instant must-read for any aspiring veterinary professional or animal lover that wants to know what it is really like to be a veterinarian. See his website for further information about the book and for more veterinary tales http://www.

Yodrmiller. Com/. J. Miller went through to become a veterinarian and his daily life as a doctor, told only as a typical New Yorker could. Underneath the humor, Dr. Miller has assembled a "greatest hits" of veterinary tales—stories that include colorful clients, wisecracking hospital staff, and pets that aren't always friendly.

Cute Poodles, Sweet Old Ladies and Hugs: Veterinary Tales #ad - Cute poodles, sweet old Ladies & Hugs provides a humorous look at what Dr. Dr. P. Growing up in new york city, sweet old ladies & hugs, who would have thought that he’d complete his veterinary degree at the Royal School of Veterinary Studies in Edinburgh, Scotland? In Cute Poodles, Dr. Miller's story is unique.

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Designer Dogs, Awkward Hugs, and a Pigeon: Veterinary Tales, Again

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thirty8street Publishing #ad - A must read for any aspiring veterinary professional or animal lover. Hidden behind the humor, Dr. He employs the same unique style of humorous storytelling that readers loved in his first novel. Miller is back! following his first installment, Cute Poodles, Sweet Old Ladies & Hugs, He has compiled another volume of truly awesome veterinary tales.

Designer Dogs, Awkward Hugs, and a Pigeon: Veterinary Tales, Again #ad - J. All the sassy hospital staff that readers came to love are back, including that special staff member who seems to work by her own particular standards of professionalism you know the one. In designer dogs, Awkward Hugs & Pigeons, Dr. P. Come along for the ride again as Dr. Miller delivers stories that feature colorful clients, his own beloved bulldog, endearing pets, and a hurricane.

Miller goes behind the scenes of his veterinary practice to provide a true insider's view into life as an animal doctor. Miller gives a deeper glimpse into how emotional and strong the human-animal bond can be. Dr.

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Medicine Men: Extreme Appalachian Doctoring

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Athenaeus Media #ad - 5 in the usa wall street journal best seller in 2014#6 in the usa wall street journal Best Seller in 2015Medicine Men is an extraordinary collection of the most memorable moments from a dozen old-school rural physicians who each practiced medicine for more than 50 years in the Southern Appalachian Mountains.

Medicine Men: Extreme Appalachian Doctoring #ad - It contains hilarious, heroic, and heartwarming true stories of miracle cures, ghost dogs, and much madcap medical mayhem. Quotations in the book are rendered as they were spoken in real-life Appalachian dialect. Chosen for 15 books every healthcare professional should read by physicians weeklymedicine Men is the follow on to Heart in the Right Place which was a #7 in the USA Wall Street Journal best seller in 2012 and #9 in the USA Wall Street Journal best seller in 2017.

Carolyn jourdan is a usa today, such as heart in the right place, and wildlife, audible, Appalachia, Mystery, Medicine Men, Medicine, and 5-time Wall Street Journal bestselling author with multiple award-winning books about the Smoky Mountains, Out on a Limb, and Breakdown on Blowhard Mountain.

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We're Not Sixteen Anymore: A Baby Boomer's Adventures With Online Dating

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WriteLife Publishing #ad - Actual dating makes her realize she is NOT sixteen anymore. You've seen ads for online dating on television, in newspapers, and naturally on computer popups. What started out as entries on her Facebook page have expanded into detailed accounts of dating foibles and feats. Anyone who has embraced the concept of online dating, no matter at what age, will find her adventures laugh-out-loud funny and charming.

But what really happens when a computer semi-illiterate 60ish widow is prodded into this very 21st century form of dating-when the last time she dated was when Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin became the first men to walk on the moon? Getting back into dating makes her feel young. The models are cute, young, handsome, or at least looking good for their age.

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The Dogma of Rufus: A Canine Guide to Eating, Sleeping, Digging, Slobbering, Scratching, and Surviving with Humans

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Skyhorse #ad - Those imbeciles might think they are your owner, when, where, but they give you things and throw you balls, as they are not very smart, but you’ll show them who really owns who armed with knowledge on these subjects: - Advanced barking—how loud and annoying can you go? - Cars—catch your Moby Dick - Licking—what, and why - Biting—ask questions later - Welcoming guests—try not to hyperventilate - And much more! Communicating with humans can be difficult, so you might as well try to amuse them.

Like dog beds; your human might try to force you to sleep in one of these, fresh-smelling king-sized bed, but with my sly techniques I can show you how to weasel your way into their clean, or even stretch yourself out and have it all to yourself. So, you’ve been ripped out from your mother’s paws and taken in by a strange family of humans that has kids who insist on flapping your floppy ears and dressing you up like a ladybug.

The Dogma of Rufus: A Canine Guide to Eating, Sleeping, Digging, Slobbering, Scratching, and Surviving with Humans #ad - . Gotta check this out. Ok, back now. Puppies like you need my—wait, somebody just walked in with a hamburger. Anyway, to survive in this world filled with brown-clad fools delivering packages and leashes, you need my guide to show you what’s what in this dog-eat-dog world of ours. These new human-folk are trying to “teach” you things, like sitting or not ripping apart their fun-looking shoes, and you might start to think you should try to “obey.

But i know better; i’ve been around the block and peed on most parts of it.

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Love at First Bite: Tales from a Veterinary Life

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#ad - Whether describing days in his private small-animal clinic, his travel in the newly independent state of Israel tending to farm animals, wit, Ben Ziony writes with precision, or his four years in pre-revolutionary Iran managing a dairy farm, and charm. His sensitive eye reveals the beauty and nuance in every situation, as he evinces empathy not only for his four-legged patients but also for their two-legged masters, who often prove as intriguing and unpredictable as their charges.

Love at First Bite: Tales from a Veterinary Life #ad - Four legged patients and Two legged mastersIn this collection of stories from his life, Israeli veterinarian Dr. Yair ben ziony shares his fascinating experiences with animals that moo, bark, bay, and purr. Each tale-be it amusing, sad, shocking, or simply strange--gives the reader fresh insight into the intricacies of the human-animal relationship.

Dr. Ben ziony's surprising and perceptive stories will delight any animal lover-and even any fan of human beings. Martha moody, author of the American best-seller, Best Friends.

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Being a Dad Is Weird: Lessons in Fatherhood from My Family to Yours

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Dey Street Books #ad - A supportive, sometimes hilarious, steve made sure his sons’ lives were never dull—a sense of adventure that carries through this warm, and downright funny dad, creative, and poignant memoir. While steve falcone may not have been the briefcase and gray flannel suit type, he taught Ben priceless lessons about what matters most in life.

In this winning collection of stories, Ben shares his funny and poignant adventures as the husband of Melissa McCarthy, and the father of their two young daughters. He also shares tales from his own childhood in Southern Illinois, brilliant, and life with his father—an outspoken, but unconventional man with a big heart and a somewhat casual approach to employment named Steve Falcone.

Ben is just an ordinary dad who has his share of fights with other parents blocking his view with their expensive electronic devices at school performances. Navigating the complicated role of being the only male in a house full of women, he finds himself growing more and more concerned as he sounds more and more like his dad.

Being a Dad Is Weird: Lessons in Fatherhood from My Family to Yours #ad - There, he’s just dad. A funny and intimate look at fatherhood from the actor and writer/director of The Boss and Tammy that combines stories about his own larger-than-life dad and how his experiences raising two daughters with his wife, who also penned the Foreword, Melissa McCarthy, are shaped by his own childhood.

Though he’s best known for his appearances in the movie Enough Said, as well as his hilarious role as Air Marshall Jon in Bridesmaids, Ben Falcone isn’t a big shot movie star director at home.

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Here's Johnny!: My Memories of Johnny Carson, The Tonight Show, and 46 Years of Friendship

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Thomas Nelson #ad - Brilliant in front of the camera, but shy in person, Carson seldom gave interviews. We talked about our kids, and our careers and the state of America, just two lucky guys who loved each other and the good luck of our careers. Ed mcmahon is the only person who was with Johnny Carson, even before The Tonight Show, when they both first appeared on Who Do You Trust.

From the sofa at johnny's right, to backstage, to their personal relationship - McMahon will provide a real view of the man who was so careful to only show one side of himself to the public. Now, with johnny's blessing before he died, McMahon can finally share all the stories that only he knows. Only mcmahon can tell the stories and provide the insights into the personality that made Johnny Carson more of a friend we invited into our home than a television star.

Here's Johnny!: My Memories of Johnny Carson, The Tonight Show, and 46 Years of Friendship #ad - This entertaining tribute will feature over 200 pictures, many never before published, from both McMahon's and Carson's private archives. Here's johnny is like sitting with ed and johnny over lunch:the last time I saw Johnny, about a year before he died, a couple of glasses of red wine, and then we just sat there and reminisced, we had chicken, going back and forth the way we did on the show.

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Magical Mystery Paws The No 2 Feline Detective Agency

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Farrago #ad - 2 feline detective agency:‘true escapism into a world of pies, cakes and cats while somehow smuggling a truer reflection of the real world than much human detective fiction. A deceptively nasty murder wrapped up in a cardigan, and served by the fire with tea and cake. Prepare to be besotted. M. K. All aboard for the summer of fluff!meet Hettie Bagshot, a long-haired tabby cat whose whiskers twitch at the first sign of a mystery, and her best friend Tilly Jenkins.

2 feline detective agency is who will be next?will it be Patty Sniff, the ageing punk star? Or Kitty O’Shea from the Irish dance troupe? Or perhaps Belisha Beacon’s days are numbered. The big question for The No. As matters draw to a terrifying conclusion, will Magical Mystery Paws finally top the bill? What people are saying about The No.

Magical Mystery Paws The No 2 Feline Detective Agency #ad - James‘the world that Morton has created is irresistible. Publishers Weekly‘Witty and smart. Together, they run the No. Graff‘hettie bagshot might be a new face at the scene of a crime, but already she couldteach most fictional detectives a thing or two. The hunts Post. 2 feline detective agency, and nothing will stop them from untangling each brain-teasing case that comes their way.

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The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death: Reflections on Revenge, Germophobia, and Laser Hair Removal

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Villard #ad - Don’t even try. Need proof? check out the idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death and try not to bust a gut. New york times bestseller • laurie notaro has an uncanny ability to attract insanity—and leave readers doubled over with laughter. And then there are the lessons she has learned the hard way: Though it may seem like a good idea, it’s best not to hire a tweaked-out homeless guy to clean up your yard.

Join notaro as she experiences the popular phenomenon of laser hair removal because at least one of her chins should be stubble-free; bemoans the scourge of the Open Mouth Coughers on America’s airplanes and in similarly congested areas; welcomes the newest ex-con yay, against her own better judgment, a sex offender! to her neighborhood; and watches, every Discovery Health Channel special on parasites and tapeworms that has ever aired—resulting in an overwhelming fear that a worm the size of a python will soon come a-knocking on her back door.

The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death: Reflections on Revenge, Germophobia, and Laser Hair Removal #ad - The plain dealer says that laurie notaro is “a scream, the freak-magnet of a girlfriend you can’t wait to meet for a drink to hear her latest story. With the idiot girl and the flaming tantrum of Death, Notaro proves she’s not only funny but resigned to the fact that you can’t look bad ass in a Prius.

In notaro’s world, strangers are stranger than fiction. One must always check the hotel bathroom for hobo hairs and consciously remember not to stare at old men with giant man-boobies.

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Scoundrels

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Farrago #ad - The book I wish I could write. Accept this book for what it is: pure entertainment value… loosen up and be prepared to laugh out loud. Joy corkery, Joyfulantidotes. Com“Seriously hilarious. Each chapter outdoes the previous with hilarity, vulgarity and naughtiness. Elise & her books“what a hilarious little riot of a read!” books on the 7:47“like some sort of insane mash-up of Flashman and the Mighty Boosh, Scoundrels is a masterpiece of comedy storytelling that will have you not so much turning the pages as desperately flipping them to get to Cornwall and Trevelyan's next insane episode.

Arnold widdowson, perrier Award Winner & Producer of Crackanory“Quite simply hilarious. The book show, talk radio europe“Made me laugh out loud in the first couple of pages alone. Even though i have a pile of unread books as tall as a giraffe on steroids and stilts, this has now skipped the queue. Chinbeard books“Scoundrels Volume One is completely hilarious.

Scoundrels #ad - Best books to give for xmas list', Riff Raff Podcast“You will absolutely love this breath of fresh air. It will leave you with a nasty taste in your mouth, and horribly hungover. Editorial reviews:“immensely satisfying…a panda-hunting, everest-climbing, Nazi castle-storming adventure!” Daily Telegraph“Right from page one, you love Major Victor Cornwall and Major Arthur St John Trevelyan… lt's the book's exquisite over-the-topness that keeps you coming back for more.

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